Cream was nice enough to give me my first interview.

1. Do you like Chicken or Cheese more?
A. "I'm a Chickenite, but I'm more loyal to Cheeseman."

2. What Chicken and Cheese town do you live in?
A. "Lash, Creamed Country"

3. What weapon do you use most often?
A. "Cream's special silver sword and sniper rifle."

4. If you had to be a food other than cream, what would you be?
A. "Trail Mix."